Convention and welfare

I have been working on a long piece about the ideas of Herbert Gintis for the Guardian, and there are some bits left over after I rolled it al out and cut it to fit the tin.

The broader message of Gintis is that there can’t be libertarian welfare states. If they are socially liberal, in the sense that people are allowed to boink as they please, then they will also be compulsorily liberal and preachers of intolerance will be threatened with jail. The impulses behind generosity are tied up with reverence for society’s conventions both because they arose, in Gintis’ scheme, from “the internalisation of norms” and because convention is a marker of belonging, and of playing by the rules. We need those markers to know that the recipients of our generosity will not take advantage of us.

Now, you can have narrow and conventional societies without welfare or kindness. But what you can’t have is a lasting welfare state without a shared moral code and an agreement that this is important and exacting. This is the half-truth that people like Digby Anderson have got right.

This is not quite the same as shared values because liberals tend to talk about values as if they were the product of rational deliberation, which they are not. Values – in the strictly literal sense of a common sense of what it desirable and undesirable – come long before liberal rationality, which requires a long and specialised education. There are plenty of societies and subcultures without the faintest trace of liberal rationality, but none without some common values.

Society, in any rich and interesting sense, breaks down once everything, or even most things, are permitted. Digby, of course, supposes that his is the only moral code that will do the job of keeping society together. This is false. I knew him, and liked him in the early Eighties, but our friendship was an early casualty of aids. He was complaining that all the social workers whinged about “stigma” and said it was wrong to stigmatise people. What’s wrong with stigma? He asked. Stigma and shame are things that all societies need. And I thought this was a disgusting way to treat the dying. On the other hand, I think he was quite right about the general point. Societies do need these mechanisms, and they will all develop them.

Various interesting spinoffs come from this idea. The most notable is the degree to which the idea of “choice” threatens state provision. It’s not just that if people are free to choose private provision, they may do so. That, you can argue, keeps state provision up to the mark. This does sometimes work. You could certainly argue that the BBC is better because of ITV. But that is because the BBC is still to some extent a matter of national pride and the more channels there are, the less sense the BBC makes. But too much choice does damage national institutions, because it makes it obvious that some people are not paying their fair share. And if other people get away with that, why shouldn’t we? This is, in Gintis’ schema, as in real life, a very corrosive question.

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The Carey problem

I promised myself that I wouldn’t write any more about George Carey once he retired. But the bugger won’t stay retired. He continues to regard himself as the man in charge of the Anglican Communion and to dispense advice and exhortation in all directions. No one takes any notice – no change there – but clearly he needs a proper job, and I think I have found it for him in the New York Times.

The clue is in these prose fragments quoted by David Brooks. Who wrote them?

“We have to understand and appreciate that achieving justice for all is in jeopardy before a call to arms to assist in obtaining support for the justice system will be effective. Achieving the necessary understanding and appreciation of why the challenge is so important, we can then turn to the task of providing the much needed support.”

“When consensus of diverse leadership can be achieved on issues of importance, the greatest impact can be achieved.”

“An organization must also implement programs to fulfill strategies established through its goals and mission. Methods for evaluation of these strategies are a necessity. With the framework of mission, goals, strategies, programs, and methods for evaluation in place, a meaningful budgeting process can begin.”

American readers may have spotted that the answer is Harriet Miers, Mr Bush’s nominee to the Supreme Court. But the prose style is pure Carey. So, now that her nomination is running into trouble, why not put +George1 on the Supreme Court instead? He has the essential qualification. Like Meirs, he thinks that the most brilliant man he has ever met is called George, and that any organisation run by this man is blessed. He’s never been a judge, I agree, but neither has she. And you could not do more to gratify the base than to appoint an Archbishop to the Supreme Court. Go on, George W: do it now, for God’s sake and the sake of both our countries.

1 another advantage occurs to me — if there was a +George on the Supreme Court, we would have to distinguish the one in the White House as -George.

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A cautionary tale

Three names to avoid – Internet Buyer Direct, Student computers, Communication4. They all seem to be the same firm man, operating from somewhere1 in the West Country. They sell refurbished notebooks and other computers, also a wide range of laptop batteries, which is how I came in contact with them.

I ordered a thinkpad battery on September 22 2005, paying, like an idiot, by direct debit. The web site promises that everything will be shipped within five days, or else customers will be told.

A fortnight later, on October 6th, I had heard nothing and had no battery. I looked on the web site for a contact number; found a form, but no telephone. Filled out the form. I have still heard nothing from that. I rang the sales line, and got an answerphone. At this stage I was certain I had been conned. After four more calls to the sales line answerphone, I got someone called Stewart, who sounded helpful, but harassed. “This is our busiest time of year”, he said: “there’s a bit of a backlog.” He took my number and promised to get back to me. Later that afternoon, someone did get back to me, and said that the goods would be dispatched within the next three or four days. I said this wasn’t good enough, since the promise was to dispatch within five days, or to tell me. He said they would do what they could.

Later that afternoon, I had an email claiming the goods had been dispatched. They still haven’t arrived, six days later. They are supposed to have been sent by recorded delivery. So I rang Stewart on the sales line again, who said he would get in touch with the battery department. I asked him for a phone line to speak to them direct. He said, no, I had to fill out a form on the web site. He took my number, though, and promised to ring back. I said I wanted the tracking number when he did. He said this could be impossible. Obviously, I suspect that this will show the package, if posted at all, was posted yesterday.

There matters rest. But because I was unable to find more than one reference in Google to the phrase “Studentcomputers.co.uk sucks” I thought I would write this for posterity.

UPDATE. The battery was actually delivered on Thursday 13th, posted 1st class on the 12th, six days after I had the email claiming that it had been sent. On the back there is a sticker identifying the sender as “S Carpenter” of Trevithick Manor Farm. I can’t help wondering if this is the “Stewart” who answers the sales line when the answerphone is switched off. If he is one man pretending to be three companies — “I’ll have to refer that to our battery division” — as seems likely, then he needs to learn about the importance of telling customers the truth and dealing quickly and straghtforwardly with their queries.

1 From their invoice: Internet Buyer Direct (www.studentcomputers.co.uk), Communication4 Trading as Internet Buyer Direct, 24 KINGSWOOD PARK AVENUE, PLYMOUTH, DEVON, PL3 4NQ, UNITED KINGDOM VAT No : 841 2340 62

But see also Internet Buyer Direct (www.studentcomputers.co.uk), Communication4 Trading as Internet Buyer Direct, Trevithick Manor Farm, Trevemper, Cornwall, TR8 4QD, UNITED KINGDOM VAT No : 841 2340 62 from the delivery note.

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Asylum seekers spread it with every breath

Just when you think the Mail can’t possibly surpass its discovery of the threat posed to life by dihydrogen monoxide, it comes up with a headline like this.

lethal_gas.jpg

And the deadly gas in question …

…is…

carbon dioxide!

Now that its status has been scientifically established, what more can the Mail tell us about this dreadful threat? Even liberal Guardian writers admit that it is spread by asylum seekers, everywhere they go.

And have you realised that the French are putting this stuff in wine, which is targeted at British sporting heroes? And that Brussels has made this poison compulsory, otherwise you can’t call it Champagne.

Beer! Bread! Organic Food! It’s all made with lethal gases! Only the Mail can bring you these revelations. Fafblog! We sneer at Fafblog!

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High class busking

This is glorious. John M Ford has started selling his poems and parodies printed on T shirts. I love the idea of poetry being sold on T shirts rather than in paperbacks which cost almost as much and will be read by far fewer people. Bad news for Mr Milton, though.

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You’ll all laugh

But my ignorance of vegetables is unbounded. A friend gave my wife a chili bush of some sort, which was planted in the garden. It has small white star-shaped flowers, and bears these fruits:

Hot Damn!

They are surprisingly hot. But does anyone know what they are called?

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Once in a while

You get shown the light in The Orlando Sentinel if you look at it right. Chris Wilson, the man who ran the NTFU board, has been busted by the local police on obscenity charges. This probably doesn’t affect the running of the site much — the servers are in the Holland somewhere. Nor do the charges relate to the body part pictures but to the sexual content they were traded for. But I think it will all be churned up together by the cops: ” Investigators also obtained a search warrant and removed computers from Wilson’s home. They will be looking for customer lists and other documents to assist the investigation. Information that Army investigators might need in their search will be made available, Judd said.”

An interesting defence by his lawyer: Walters argued that local community standards, the guiding principle behind implementation of obscenity laws, cannot be applied to the Web, a global venue. “Any obscenity charge against any Web-site content or Internet content is unconstitutional,” said Walters, who specializes in First Amendment law. “There is no commonality based on just geography anymore”. This is another form of the argument for outsourcing torture. If community standards in Kazhakstan allow them to boil prisoners alive, how absurd to think we should try to discourage it, or penalise those who profit from it.

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A great Gledhill story

The way Erickson hoisted the host over his head and held it aloft for a minute or more made a vivid contrast to the perfunctory elevation that the senior priests favored. Tears rolled down his cheeks during the ceremony. The monk’s cassock he affected billowed theatrically, hiding the bulge at his waist from the pistol he always packed there.

The only snag is that it comes from Minneapolis (via, as so often, the revealer) and has not yet hit the Times. With two murders, a suicide, and a paedophiliac traditionalist, what’s not for a newsdesk to love? Perhaps the most attractive detail is the angry denial by a supporter of the murderer that he could possibly have been gay: “Schemel has heard rumors of alleged sexual improprieties involving Erickson, but nothing beyond that. And he asserts that Erickson never made any advances toward him. ‘He never touched me, due to the fact that I would have killed him–friend or no friend,’ says Schemel.”

I can’t trace the original of this quote, which proves nothing either way, though I have found something very close to it. But while looking, I came across a wonderfully outraged letter: “Father Richard McBrien’s ad hominem attack on me and my co-author, let alone the uncharitable and slanderous remarks against Mother Angelica and EWTN, are completely inappropriate for an archdiocesan newspaper. He launched a scud missile against Catholicism for Dummies, yet it alone has an official imprimatur, whereas the competing editions — The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Understanding Catholicism and The Everything Catholicism Book — have none whatsoever.” These fine distinctions matter, you know.

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St Elmore’s fire

There is a superb essay in the current Atlantic magazine on Elmore Leonard which shows with clarity and sympathy just what is good and what is bad about him and how they interact. It’s also very funny:

Though pioneered a century ago by the English dandy Ronald Firbank, and then popularized by a man whose first name was Evelyn, the technique of letting conversation carry a story is regarded in America as the tough guy’s way to write a novel, and Leonard makes no secret of his pride in it. Unfortunately, it compels him (as it did Firbank and Waugh) to stick to talkative characters. This excludes the true professionals on both sides of the law, leaving us with small-time cops and ex-cons who rarely keep quiet long enough to seem cool. They’re street-smart for sure, but although the recurring interjection “The fuck’m I doing here?” certainly puts Sartre in a nutshell, no one seems to think about anything, at least not anything interesting.

I don’t want to come over all Brad de Long and turn this post into an extended quote fest. So you will just have to find for yourself the passages — and there are several — which make you want to run out and buy particular neglected books. Even if you dn’t buy them, the whole essay is an example of what book reviewing ought to be. the bylin is B.R. Myers, listed as a constributing editor of Atlantic. What else has she written?

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The Times has RSS feeds

I’ve been wanting them for years, since I loathe reading the paper. Apart from a couple of columnists, it’s tripe: I can see it turning into the Daily Express for people who don’t care about Diana. It’s a coarse, inaccurate right-wing tabloid which doesn’t have the political punch of the Sun or the Daily Mail.

I stopped the Sunday Times first, a few years ago, because that’s even worse. I sometimes miss John Cornwell’s magazine pieces, but they are rare. The religious news, which I have to read, I can get from the web site.

Then, at some stage quite soon after the Times went tabloid in format as well as policy, I realised that I didn’t need to buy it any longer. I could just whizz through the web site once a day. I know that for the Church Times press column I should in theory skim all the papers but if you try to do that, it takes two hours from the day – or did when I filled in on the Wrap from time to time. So I buy the Telegraph, the Mail, the Guardian, and the Independent every day and subscribe to the FT online.

If you read these four you’ll know most of what’s going on in Britain, except for what’s on mass market television – for that you’d have to read a proper tabloid as well, preferably on Sundays. In fact I could drop the Indie without much pain but it does have Fisk and Adrian Hamilton is fun. Anyway, my wife likes it. But the Telegraph, the Mail, and the Guardian all in their different ways illuminate aspects of Britain that no other paper can.

The interesting divide in British politics is anyway not between Right and Left but between the American imperial party and the incohate rest. Though the Times does represent Murdoch’s pro-Empire line entirely faithfully, it’s not as informative on this as the Daily Telegraph which tells me in its leader columns exactly what Karl Rove wants me to believe; and in its news reporting shows he’s lying.

The paper papers do get read, from cover to cover. But even the FT doesn’t get read as often as it should and the Times, I realised when a friend pointed out a particularly shameful story, just doesn’t get read at all. On the web, it’s just another site less interesting than Metafilter.

The RSS feed should at least make it easier to skim the headlines, and sure enough I was rewarded at once with a classic of the modern Times: ‘Wonderbra saved my life’ says woman caught in crossfire.

“An accountant told today how her bra saved her life when she was caught in the crossfire of a street shoot-out between rival gangs….”

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