Asylum seekers spread it with every breath

Just when you think the Mail can’t possibly surpass its discovery of the threat posed to life by dihydrogen monoxide, it comes up with a headline like this.


And the deadly gas in question …


carbon dioxide!

Now that its status has been scientifically established, what more can the Mail tell us about this dreadful threat? Even liberal Guardian writers admit that it is spread by asylum seekers, everywhere they go.

And have you realised that the French are putting this stuff in wine, which is targeted at British sporting heroes? And that Brussels has made this poison compulsory, otherwise you can’t call it Champagne.

Beer! Bread! Organic Food! It’s all made with lethal gases! Only the Mail can bring you these revelations. Fafblog! We sneer at Fafblog!

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