a needed word

We have hyperbole. But what about the complement of the process, in which a word gradually loses all its force as a result of constant overuse?

Awesome, brilliant, classic, original ….

all these suffer from hypobole.

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awesome

I love that word: it’s the Californian for “brilliant” and suffers from equal Hypobole. If Fred Sanger were to offer the right change in the market in Saffron Walden, he’d be told he was “Brilliant”; walking through a drugstore parking lot in Santa Cruz last weekend I heard the following snatch of dialogue:
“The car’s over there”
“Awesome!”

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a woman who works for her money

has written with alarming grace about it here.

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I could have been shot

or at least badly reviewed, for collapsing in hysterical laughter in my seat on a subway train when I read this in the New Yorker.

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lunch at wired

where what was once achingly hip now just looks inconvenient. It’s housed in a converted warehouse tucked under a feeeway on 3rd street, abou a half mile walk from the subway. Up at the top is cool clean chic: MOMA, the Moscone centre, stuff like that, but as the road goes on, it’s obvious that the tide of gentrification lapped up to the freeway, and has since receded.

At the crossing just before a middle-aged black guy in front of me says to his companion: “See that flag there?” I thought it said M&M. But it’s ‘wired’.” He sounds beildered that anyone would put something so stupid on a flag. Inside the walls are whitewashed and the doors painted primary colours.

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Paulina

lives in a sunstruck bungalow that consists almost entirely of books, though there are a few walls scattered around for verisimilitude. At her desk is a monitor, a small dot-matrix printer, and a big flying saucer Microsoft ergonomic keyboard, same as I use, but no computer.

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money

Six weeks ago I lost the charger for a motorola mobile phone. I know exactly where it is: plugged into a wall at the hotel Zlatorog in Bohinj. What puzzles me is that I can get a replacement phone for less than a replacement charger.

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The dirtiest joke on the radio

may be this, or it may be realplayer’s licence agreement. So far as I can tell, it’s impossible to listen to the BBC at the moment without downloading RealPlayer One, which has the most obnoxious licence agreement I have ever signed up to.

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a minder like a half-shaved slag heap

Felix took Anita and me to a wine bar on the edge of the Sandy Row Ghetto, which hadn

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Taxi driver (Belfast edition)

Julie-Anne, Felix

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