on capitalism, is something I never realised I wanted to do until fate gave me the chance. Now, every time I sneeze, banknotes burst out of my pockets and credit cards rattle on the desk. I had expected lots of angry squawking from Linux weenies, but so far there has only been intelligent and civilised feedback.
Update: two Guardian readers complaining that I use “communism” to mean a bad thing; one script kiddie sending me a virus after taking the trouble to look up and fake Zoe Williams’ reader address. “Hello! My 12 year old doughter received this screensaver on a CDROM that was sent to her through advertising. I find it disturbing that children are now being targets of nazi organizations. I would appreciate to hear from you on this matter, as soon as possible. Thank you.”