Ongoing improvements

Jeremy Henty asked in comments what was the God and Darwin conference. It’s “at the British Academy,”:http://www.britac.ac.uk/events/2006/darwin/index.html on Friday this week, and it is sold out. In fact, it was someone in the comments here who told me about it, which has significantly shifted the financial impact of this blog, by costing me an extra £165.00.

I shall have to gut the workers’ pension fund.

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1 Response to Ongoing improvements

  1. Jeremy Henty says:

    Thanks for the pointer Andrew. Shame it’s sold out.

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