A puppy’s not just for Christmas — the leftovers are fine on Boxing Day.
Now that I have done my bit for animal rights, let’s have a look at the Cambridge university experiments where mice died after being fed methamphetamine and exposed to Bach. They died slightly more often when exposed to the Prodigy.
What I want to know, though, is what hapens to mice if you feed them methamphetamine, and play them Prokofiev at half speed. Do they survive, but conclude life is not worth living?
I’ve listened to some very odd stuff during a wide variety of bioassays (although I must admit crystal meth was never on my must-try list).
I’ve never felt like a mouse. Elgar on acid nearly had me going out to single-handedly reinstate the Empire, mind.
R
I’ll remember I must keep you off it then. Good heavens, I hope Iain Duncan Cough isn’t reading this, or it’ll be the next plan to revitalise the Tory party!
A just about perfect blend of tradition and modernity. Of course, there are probably some radicals who want them to listen to Beehoven instead, even though he was a German.
so, ein Bier?
with whom?