I just noticed

That the first blackbird starts singing at ten to four in the morning now. Who says insomnia can’t be fun?

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Book silly

As an apology living near a ridiculously small river, I feel I owe Rafe the answers to this test.

Total number of books I’ve owned: shamingly small. Something around 5,000 at a guess, since I have never been able to afford the sort of hour that has room for all that I would like to buy. Since I have just done my income tax return, I do know that I spent around

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strange resemblances

I excuse myself by saying dyslexic about faces; and people think I am joking. But I am not. I find it enormously difficult to reconstruct faces in my imagination, or even to recognise them on those who are present; when I watch television, I am often confused by which character is which. Rather like being confused between “left” and “right”, I know there are different characters in the show, and could recognise and describe their characteristics. But I can’t attach the facial labels to the right character stories. Similarly, when I do recall faces, I find they come in isolation, without names, and I have to rid my mind of the face before the name, and all its associated biographical information, come back to me.

So when I am talking to people, I tend to study them closely, even when they are not pretty women; but what I see is a flicker of likenesses rather than a gestalt. Like I said, dyslexic. Sometimes these are likenesses to to other half-apprehended people, and this nags at me, causing even greater study, until the memory is resolved, because I sense unreality, as if I were I one of those scenes, real enough, where the person I am talking to clearly knows me, but I have no idea whose face they’re wearing.

Now, I know well enough whom Robert Trivers is, and in any case, he has personality large and powerful enough to fill any social space. But I still felt that he reminded me powerfully os someone unlikely and after three days, it came to me: the squared-off chin and broad cheekbones — it’s Steven Rose, sworn enemy of sociobiology. But why not? Their ancestors both came from the Pale, and maybe the same cossack raped some shared great-great-great-great granny.

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oh jesus fuck

I just spent four hours straight with Robert Trivers, one of the greatest biological theorists of our time. For two of them, I had a digital voice recorder going, with a new battery carefully inserted and all the old tracks on it deleted, a tricky business without the manual. I checked after a couple of minutes to make sure it wasworking. I watched that the little red light kept blinking … ah, blinking. When I returned to my hotel room, exhaused but triumphant, it turned out that I had somehow switched on the voice operated recording function while deleting the old stuff in a coffee shop before the interview, and it only operated when people spoke very loudly. So I have a record of these two hours 35 minutes long and much of that is laughter. ha ha ha.

I think we go for quote approval on this story.

UPDATE: went back and did another forty minutes, with everything working. Now transcribed, though less funthan the original.

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Mall thought

The central question for students of religion is this: is coca cola really sugared water?

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Travel notes

This is the way the world ends: in the small shelf devoted to Popular Science, at the bookshop in Terminal 3 at Heathrow, the Bible Code was shelved above Richard Dawkins’ latest, and the Celestine Prophecy below it.

Otherwise some things remain gratifyingly as one would expect. The little packets by the largely inedible bagels in my hotel breakfast room were labelled “real” cream cheese, with quotes.

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Flight

Few postings for the next week; I shall be in Boston and similar places, profiling Robert Trivers. In the meantime, here’s a dove from yesterday evening, and a style sheet to go with it.

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But no bananas

For reasons unrelated to chickens, I have been looking through Hansard. I emerge entirely committed to a constitutional reform which would give greater powers to the House of Lords. In evidence, this opening statement in a debate:

Baroness Masham of Ilton: My Lords, I beg leave to ask the Question standing in my name on the Order Paper. In doing so, I declare that I have a small flock of domestic chickens.

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Asparagus

I don’t know if this link will work from outside Flickr, but it leads to the filthiest vegetable picture I have ever seen. Louise will love it.

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Mail science

Some readers may have been puzzled by the <mailscience> tags I put on the previous entry. I hope the picture below, from Monday’s Daily Mail, will spare me typing a longer explanation.

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