The descent of larynges

The descent of the human larynx is one of the things which makes speech possible. It’s also the reason we can choke on our food, so it must have had large advantages. It was therefore one of the crucial steps in the separation of our lineage from the other hominids. Now it turns out that chimpanzee larynges descend a little too, without their gaining complete articulacy. The reason this matters is that it shows how a succession of small regulatory changes — presumably all that is needed for the descent to continue to our level — could have considerable consequences. (snalffled from the Pitchford list)

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monotheism explained

All religions of brotherly love imply a circle of unbrotherly hate. They spread fastest in times of general war. What makes doctrines of universal love appealing is not that they’re actually universal, but that they can be expanded to include people excluded by the older definitions of universal love. This expansion of sympathy tends to go along with a diminution in some other direction. One example comes form the liberal Christians at the moment, who are convulsed with loathing of evangelicals who won’t forgive gays. Another, shorter example is in Norman Maclean’s A River Runs Through it.
Painted on one side of our Sunday school were the words, God is Love. We always assumed that these three words were spoken directly to the four of us in our family and had no reference to the world outside, which my brother and I soon discovered was full of bastards, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from Missoula, Montana.
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Breathing fire and farting

To the Saffron Walden library last night, to hear Jojo Moyes, who is an ex-Independent colleague married to my friend Charles Arthur, who’s still there. I was the lone male bobbing in a sea of oestrogen. There were two other men but both are employed by the library. Otherwise it appears that only women read novels in Saffron Walden.

Jojo wrote three novels while working as a journalist without selling any of them. She wrote the fourth while pregnant with her second child, and moving house; it has so far sold 100,000 copies in this country and been translated into thirteen languages. Need I add that she’s smart, pretty, and genuinely nice?

So one memory of the evening is a vast green-scaled jealousy rising on scaly wings from the Great Western Swamp of Self Pity and flapping around my head, breathing fire and farting all through the proceedings. On the other hand, she read out a chunk of the next novel, and the dialogue was really funny and clearly imagined. She deserves all this success, and that’s really gratifying.

She was very funny about the American market. Her second book, Foreign Fields has had to be retitled there. Apparently books with “Foreign” in the title are not attractive. And, of course, the Borders reps have to vet the cover before it is published. Something similar happened ot my worm cover over there. As I walked off, I noticed that part of me is still rather bewildered that the great American public should be more interested in tales of Irish family life than in the biology of nematode worms. Perhaps it’s best not to attempt to write about humans after all.

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British reserve

I never thought anything would make me nostalgic for London buses. But this story from Frizzy Logic did. It’s a dialogue between a young woman who thinks she has aids, and a young man who thinks her problem is contagious embarrassment.

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usability enhancement

I have just realised what the next useful enhancement to a word processor would be. I want somethng that tracks my eye movement on screen, and a key combination which will jump the cursor to where I am looking. That’s got to be possible, hasn’t it, Rupert? Probably easier to do than voice recognition.

The point is that finding the place that the cursor needs to be to separate two gummed up words, or to change a mishit comma into a full-stop, is something that my eye can do at once but it doesn’t fit at all easily into the ways that cursors normally move, by sentence or by word. It’s no use jumping to a delimiter which exists only in my eye.

Of course, it might be quicker to learn to type more reliably …

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Men only want one thing

But it’s not the one you’re thinking of (if you’re a man):
Personal ads are a potentially rich source of information on relationships, particularly mating strategies. Most research on personal ads has been limited to content analyses of naturally occurring ads. In this study, four “female seeking male” ads were placed on two large internet bulletin boards specializing in such ads.

The four ads, differing primarily in a few key words representing the manipulated independent variable, garnered over 500 e-mail responses in 6 weeks. Contrary to prior research and to our prediction, the most popular was one in which the woman described herself as “financially independent … successful [and] ambitious” producing over 50% more responses than the next popular ad, one in which the woman described herself as “lovely … very attractive and slim.” A content analysis of responses to the ads revealed that information provided varied as a function of the ad they were answering.

Strassburg and Holty discuss their findings in light of the evolutionary psychological prediction, stated by a good number of authors, that men should prefer the sexually attractive woman.
From Strassburg, Donald S. and Stephen Holty June, 2003 An experimental study of women’s internet personal ads. Archives of Sexual Behavior, 32:253-260. via the Evolutionary Psychology list.
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sin

This is the best time of year of xenobiologists, if they just knew it. The stuff that festers in my sinuses during the hay fever season could set a man up for life in their profession. So on Saturday, a blazing hot day, I took myself and all these trillions of repulsive bugs to Grafham. It’s well known that fishing cures hay fever.

There, as I had been meaning to do all along, I pounced on the last remaining Powell rod in the bargain bin. I did not spent these

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etymology: not major

One of the things I’m working on is an interview with Larry Trasque, a Bask specialist at the University of Sussex. From his writings, I have learnt that the Basque term for “old maid” is , literally `gray-cunt’.

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why these lies matter

There is a problem about lying over WMDs that is unique to Britain, and to Mr Blair. If the war was fought to advance democracy, and to overthrow a tyrant — and these would appear to have been Blair’s better motives — than it needed to be fought by practising democrats.

Part of democracy in general is that you don’t start wars, even just ones, without a democratic mandate. British democarcy, in particular, has a foundational principle that you don’t lie to parliament.

The accusation about WMDs is that Mr Blair’s parliamentary mandate for this war was obtained by deliberate, conscious fraud. That’s to say, he constructed a majority in favour of a war of self-defence against Iraq, or one to enforce the authority of the United Nations. There was no majority for a war to overthrow a repulsive dictator and govern his country in perpetuity.

Note that this is separate from the argument that says that Blair’s war to liberate the Iraqis was a bad or ignoble idea. It’s possible to approve of liberal imperialism in principle while believing that our practice of it is pretty disastrous. The point is that no one voted for the liberal imperialists’ war. Parliament voted for a different war, on the basis of lies.

The snag with this reasoning is that most of the Conservative party would probably have voted for anything the Daily Telegraph told them to do. I do know that. But it’s not a fact that will mollify the labour voters and MPs in whose hands Mr Blair’s future now must rest.

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the SWOP problem

I prefer Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz to — say — Tony Blair and Jack Straw. They more honest and probably more intelleigent. They are also in a position to be more grown up, since the Blair and Straw cannot tell us their real policies, even after the event: it’s just to embarrassing to say “We need to find out what the Americans want us to do and then do it.”

So the celebrated Wolfowitz quote about how they talked up WMDs because this was the reason that everyone could agree with, doesn’t shock me at all. They did that, and they are now paying the cost. What does shock me is that he went on to say that the humanitarian or liberal imperialist aspect, which everyone is now stressing, was not in itself a reason enough for the war: “The third [reason] by itself, as I think I said earlier, is a reason to help the Iraqis but it’s not a reason to put American kids’ lives at risk, certainly not on the scale we did it.”

The reason this is frightening is simple. That third reason (the second was “terrorism”, relevant only if you’re an Israeli) is going to be all that’s left. And the risk to “American kids” persists for as long as there is an American garrison in Iraq. the long they’re there, the harder it will become to withdraw without conceding a huge victory to their opponents. Our opponents also, since there will be British troops in the American garrison and even if there aren’t, in any global war between Islam and America, we are on the American side, and quite right too.

But if one of America’s leading imperialists thinks, even after the war, that the maintenance of empire is not worth “American kids’ lives”, then they’re not going to be very good at imperialism.

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