Geek test

Do you use Notepad in windows?
This one question will establish anyone’s geek factor almost at once.

  • 80% of the computer using population won’t even understand the question.
    These people are not geeks at all. In fact it may be that 95% of users fall at this first hurdle.
  • The rest will knowingly have used Notepad.
    They might be geeks.
  • Have they used it more than, say, ten times?
    Then they are ungeeks. I can’t imagine doing text editing in Notepad for any length of time. I have tried most of the alternatives, and almost the first thing I do when I get a new computer is to put one of them on, and switch file associations.
  • Do they care much which of the alternatives?
    Then they’re the kind of sick obsessives who give us all a bad name.
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suicide and comments

Here’s the Worm’s Eye for this week, since I had two really thoughtful letters, published as comments.

Walking the largely deserted streets of Jerusalem you have plenty of time to reflect that suicide bombing is an extraordinarily effective weapon. It’s not particularly good at killing people; but it is unsurpassed as a means of frightening and demoralising to the enemy. Since wars and battles are much more often won by breaking the enemies’ will to fight, rather than killing them all, this makes suicide bombing a tactic to be feared and discouraged. But is it also particularly immoral? The question is very sharp in Britain this week, where there is outrage over the visit of Sheikh Yusuf Al-Qaradawi, a noted Islamic jurisprudent, who has condemned Pokemon toys because in their evolution they make Darwinism credible, and praised suicide bombers as martyrs. It can’t be ducked by claiming that his judgements on morality are as ridiculous as his opinions on biology.

What makes suicide bombing so very frightening is that it appeals to the apocalyptic imagination of the victims, as well as the perpetrators. The suicide bomber turns a commuting crowd into a cold war of all against all, in which no one can be trusted. In this respect, the suicide bomber fulfils the fears of the 1930s, in which air raids were imagined as all being as sudden as Guernica, erupting without warning from a peaceful sky. That shocked the world, even though the bombing of civilians came to seem perfectly moral when we practised it ourselves. What makes the argument difficult is that the bombing of civilians that we did was justified much as suicide bombing is today.

Sheikh Al-Qaradari has said that suicide bombing is a perfectly legitimate way fro Palestinians to defend their country when they have no other means of hitting back. These are more or less the grounds on which Churchill justified the bombing of German civilians when the Germans had occupied all of Europe. Using bombers was the only way open to us to carry the war to the enemy.

Of course the Nazis were evil in a way that the state of Israel just isn’t. But the justice of any particular cause is irrelevant if we’re considering the intrinsic immorality of particular weapons. It may seem that our bombers were different because they had the intention of surviving their missions. But at some stages of the war, this intention was pretty unrealistic. The American Air force accepted a casualty rate of 5% per mission, which sounds like tolerable odds until you realise that a tour of duty meant 25 missions. So the odds of surviving a whole tour were around one in four. Climbing into those planes, time after time, required the kind of heroism that defies imagination.

That small, tormenting chance of survival means that the men of the USAAF were braver than suicide bombers are. But the point is that they were admired partly because their courage seemed, as we say, suicidal.

One can see the moral appeal of suicide very clearly by looking at one culture which separated the suicide from the bombing. The IRA hunger strikers were convicted terrorists. Many of them had killed innocent civilians. Their actions, were defended on the grounds that they were fighting a just war of national liberation; and this claim, however wicked and ludicrous, was treated respectfully in the USA.

Yet it is reasonable to say that their suicide did more harm to their enemies than their bombs managed and was much more widely admired. The clergy denounced it as wicked and immoral, but among the laity and the irreligious it was felt to add legitimacy to their cause. The gold standard of sincerity is to ask whether someone would be prepared to die for a cause. Once more: if you justify the bombing, and admire the suicide, what is the moral objection to suicide bombers?

This is not a problem that can be solved by any sort of relativism: by saying that certain cultures think that suicide bombings are OK, but that we (Guardian readers) don’t. There is a conflict within our own attitudes. It arises, I think, from our faith that all the virtues ought to be compatible with each other. In the ideal society, there would be no tragedy, because there would be no irreconcilable virtues. If good men seem to be fighting for a bad cause, then either their goodness or its badness must be illusory. But this won’t do. To return where I started, to the empty streets of Jerusalem, where I walked this spring past a bombed caf

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This isn’t true

Adair Turner, criticising John Gray’s Straw Dogs, wrote in Prospect:

mankind’s development of larger brains several hundred thousand years ago was a product of natural selection, pure and simple. But once the accident occurred, man was blessed or cursed with a brain large enough to change the conditions of his life in ways different from those available to other species. And in this important respect man is not only different in degree but unique among the species of which we are currently aware.

Right now, I’m sympathetic to almost any general criticism of Straw Dogs, one of the most irritating books I have ever read. And I don’t think Gray understands the biological concept of “species”. But Turner’s wrong, too, to suppose that there is anything biologically unique about our using our brains “to change our conditions of life in ways unavailable to other species”. All species use their brains to construct a more favourable environment for themselves. To some extent, that’s what brains are for. Even creatures without brains, like aerobic bacteria, change the world to suit them better.

What natural selection acted on wasn’t the brains themselves, but the things that the brains enabled us do; and this was presumably true for every incremental (and expensive) growth in brain size. Adair Turner should read the Extended Phenotype. but so should everybody else.

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A universe of pedantry

I was enchanted by the obituary of Robert Burchfield in the Times, which contained one paragraph that let you peek through the keyhole into worlds of unimaginable drudgery. The parentheses surrounding it were the visual equivalent of a pleasurable sniff.

(This miscalculation was small, though, compared with others such as that for The Dictionary of the Older Scottish Tongue, the 12 volumes of which appeared between 1937 and 2002, or Die Afrikaanse Woordeboek, the first instalment of which appeared in 1950, and which has now reached the letter “O”.)

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I will be serious

Just not now … Having written two Very Serious Leading Articles with only a column on the morality of suicide bombing to go to today I found myself on metafilter, where a story about a mechanical circumcision device was accompanied by these google ads.

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What kind of robot would associate those two ideas?

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five minutes’ hate

On May 29 2003 I found a bug in OpenOffice, and submitted it in proper form: if you are moving through text by sentences — and the ability to do this was the first thing I liked about the program — the cursor won’t stop after a sentence where the last word is capitalised.

It is small, irritating, and not very complicated.

By June 12 2003 it had been identified by a responsible developer. By June 29 2003 there was an internal fix. This actually appeared in an alpha version nine months later on April 24th 2004. It has, however, been replaced in these alpha versions by a new bug which means that moving backwards by sentence is completely broke, and now moves (or deletes) by paragraph, or sometimes two sentences, instead. So I am still skipping sentences that end with a capital letter.

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Known_scum as a variable

I mean to write more about markets and politics but in the meantime, there are two small software tricks I’ve had to use this week. You must have noticed that most spam now comes in multiple copies, presumably becasue it’s sent out from zombied Windows machine. I have spamassassin set to save it all into an Imap mailbox on pair. Here is a little python script that will read an imap mailbox, and delete all but one example of mail from the same sender. Obviously, this is only safe on a spam mailbox. But it cuts out about three quarters of the bulk of mine, which makes it practicable to riffle through quickly looking for false positives. I’m posting it because it might save someone else an hour or two trying to figure out Python and imap.

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free market and ideas

I have been reading a lot of John Gray this week, for a Guardian profile; and I’m glad of it. He’s a fierce, large-jawed writer, forever taking bites at people, and he gets his teeth into flab and folly with gratifying frequency.

One of his great themes is that the free market is deeply unnatural, and short-lived, too, since its demands become unacceptable in a democratic, or even partially democratic nation. So he claims it only really existed in Britain for about fifty years in the middle of the 19th century. This happened because Britain alone had a culture of individualism which regarded individual property ownership as the natural state for everything — and it was governed by an oligarchy of property owners.

This had implications for intellectual property too. So far as intellectual property is concerned, America is governed by an oligarchy of enormously rich property owners. The law is written entirely for the convenience of the holders of digital property, and they keep passing fresh enclusures acts. The consequence, of course, is a free market which impoverishes the poor. That means you and me. Eventually, as in all markets, everything will be tradeable. It’s just that it won’t be the property of the poor sods who make it. I don’t care how little Goggle is evil — very little, so far as I can tell — I would still rather have my main mail on my own server.

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my age is showing

Into town tonight, to see Patti Smith and Television. It will be the third time I have seen her. The first time, in Gothenburg in about 1978, she was the sexiest woman I have ever seen. I could hardly sit down the whole of the next day. I can’t remember the music. I can’t remember what she did or looked like. What made the impression was the rush of pure dionysiac energy from the stage. St Augustine would have damped her down with holy water, but I swear the water would have boiled away.

In November 2001 she was doing an anti-war show in Boston, which was largely acoustic and full of worthy speeches. I learned that evening that the American peace movement didn’t stand a chance. I didn’t stay till the end.

At least tonight will be electric one way and, with luck, the other. I’m surprised that there are still tickets available.

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More filth for Rupert

I can’t scan in all of BSC, not least because the last few pages are missing from my the FWB’s tatty paperback of the Faber Book of Parodies. But the first few pages are below this fold.

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