Cross-cultural enquiry

I was reading a rather lucid prediction of disaster for America when the oil supply gets tighter and discovered that one measure of the apocalypse was that you might find it cost $50 to fill your car. I don’t know the size of American petrol tanks. Mine holds 66 litres. the last time I filled it, it cost me

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What the papers said

Here are the headlines which the British papers that you probably don’t read had on their front pages to mark the Pope’s Death:

The Mail on Sunday
Camilla will be princess of Wales.
Her ex-husband is linked to Sinn Fein chief.
Safe in Heaven
The People
My hell wed to Tracy
She beat me up in a rage
Drunk for 2yrs solid
Vomited food at me
Drove me to suicide
Nearly died from boozing.
The Corrie Monster exclusive by the husband whose heart she broke.
Pope Dead. He slips away at 8.37 pm, saying Be happy.
Exclusive Wills buys home with lover Kate.
3 off as toon barmy army fight each other. Arsenal second as United slip.

(those are all the words on the front page of the Sunday People, which sells over 2m copies a day).

News of the World
Brave to the last
Legends of Rock. Free CD inside every single paper.
Harry Cheats on Chelsy.
Prince’s fling with Swedish blonde beauty.

(“Brave to the last” was their Pope story. My edition was early, and missed the death. It may have knocked Legends of Rock off the front page later.)

Sunday Mirror
Perv Glitter on the way back home
Free cd inside .. no tokens, .. no fuss
The Pope is Dead. The world mourns for John Paul: see Pages 4,5,39-42.

Of course, the respectable press put the Pope’s death all over the page. But the papers I have quoted are the real Mainsteam media in this country. Every single one of them sells more than even the godawful Sunday Times. So I think the Americans out there can feel a little smug this morning.

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Good Pope piece

Much is now being written and recycled about John Paul II’s supposed “failure to understand” the nature of western liberal society. In reality he understood the dynamics of society in western Europe or north America quite well, but disliked much of what he saw there. In return, he was disliked – sometimes detested – by reformers within or outwith the Church, who were also shocked by the materialism of their own societies but who could only understand his refusal to liberalise the church as brutal, reactionary authoritarianism.

On his first visit to the United States, John Paul II was confronted by an impressive, widespread campaign which begged him to reconsider the ordination of women. The campaign produced evidence (how solid I do not know) to suggest that the majority of American Catholics favoured the change. The pope was completely unimpressed by this reasoning. Afterwards, a columnist suggested that he had been the first world figure to tell the American public that wanting something in a majority did not mean they ought to have it.

Neal Ascherson, writing on OpenDemocracy.net. The site is currently being edited by Isabel Hilton, Mrs Ascherson in civilian life, which probably explains why they got such a very good piece. Anyway, it’s thoughtful, elegant and profound, as you’d expect, and probably won’t be noticed as much as it deserves. Hence this link.

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Enlargement

(I didn’t dare call the piece “unlimited enlargement” but that’s what it is really about). One of the benefits of my lovely new camera is there is no real limit to the detail I can extract from a high quality jpeg that’s in focus. This means really that in some sort of pictures, the primary compositional activity is cropping. This is a thesis which cries out for illustration, which I will come back and supply with links when I have a moment. Just now I would simply observe what a wilderness of interpretation one enters when asking “How many pictures are there on this screen?”

In some sense this is a question that goes back to darkrooms, but digital photography has made it far more urgent, for two reasons. One is the astonishing quality of detail obvious in even the smallest “print”. I am sure there is objectively more detail in a good 35mm slide than in a 6MB jpg. You won’t spot it on a light box, though. The image there is just so much smaller than what you see on screen.

The second, of course, is the ease of cropping and recropping. And the way ion which one can generate a whole series of alternat crops with very little effort.

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Waiting for the Pope to die

I looked up the obituary of the Belfast doctor who invented the portable defibrillator, and who died in January this year. I did so because it seemed obvious that a lot of suffering is caused by rescuing heart attack victims and other people who never really come back from the emergency room. Of course, that’s no real argument against defibrillators and similar techniques: just an indication that they have some costs as well as benefits. The great majority of decisions about life and death don’t involve removing tubes, but calling an ambulance in time. By their nature, they are taken very quickly, and without any conscious deliberation.

Still, you’d have thought that the man who invented these devices was in favour of life at almost any cost, and in fact he had survived a terrible time as a Japanese PoW after the fall of Singapore: “Of his group of 7,000, only a few hundred survived. Pantridge himself suffered from prolonged and near fatal cardiac beriberi but was possessed of a fanatical will to live. He never forgave the Japanese for what he saw them do to soldiers and civilians alike.”

None the less, the obituarist also recorded that during the retreat of his batallion through the Malayan jungle, “Pantridge, in common with other medical officers, ensured that those so severely wounded that they could not be evacuated would never see the enemy.”

Were all those lives he later saved a way of making up for this?

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It’s not just the peasants revolting

The FT is running a poll on its site; to which, I believe, only subscribers have access. And among the people prepared to pay

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oh, jesus

From Billmon, a sighting of a sentimental crusader. The really awful thing, when I look at this story, is that I know what the cries of a PVS patient sound like. In the Cheshire Home where I met my first wife, there was a stroke patient who had almost reached that state. She could, just, swallow for herself. To feed her, you would sit for an hour or so every day, putting teaspoons of goo in her lips and saying, over and over again “swallow, Molly”. Sometimes, she would swallow.

She was kept propped up on pillows, though her head always sagged, so that it seemed to anchored to the pillows by a long silvery plait of drool whenever I looked in the room.

Her face was very sweet. Her eyes were sometimes open, and bright blue, like anemones. She never focussed and never spoke, but when we shifted her to tend the bedsores on her withered legs, she would howl feebly so it seemed to come from very far away. These noises haunted me for years.

They seem to haunt the torturer who is trying to keep Terri Schiavo alive. But how could he hear those voices, and not the ones of his victims, who must have been much stronger and more conscious of their agonies, at least when he started his work?

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Bad news for PZ Myers

John Brockman, who is, amongst other things, the agent of both Richard Dawkins and Dan Dennett, explains his religious views:

I would never say I’m an atheist. But I mean – it’s the word. I don’t believe: I’m sure there’s no God. I’m sure there’s no afterlife. But don’t call me an atheist. It’s like a losers’ club. Well, it is: it’s like – when I hear the word atheist, I think of some crummy motel where they’re having a function and these people have nowhere else to go. That’s what it means in America.

From an upcoming Guardian profile.

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Looking and Seeing

What I love about photography is that it stops me looking at the world, and forces me to try to see it a little instead. When I am writing, thinking about writing, or even thinking of the usual nothing, I am listening to a braid of voices. Everything I see forms part of the conversation in my head. This can be exhilarating when the conversation is good. But often the conversations in my head are just as dull as those outside it

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this little river

has been electrofished. I know it’s small, but there are at least three trout over four pounds living wild in there, and one, I’m told, over five. Yet there are places you can cross it in Wellington boots, and nowhere, except the millpool, that is much more than six feet deep. It is extraordinary how much life a little clean water will support.

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