Thank God

you can buy this T-shirt in XXL. I think that might cover the target market. (found through TNH )

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redneck patriotism

Well, at least they beat him up for his opinions, not his name. You have to register to read the original story, so I put the guts of it in the “more” section.

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Suppose nigel molesworth

were sent to Hogwarts — the parody I’ve linked to is wonderfully funny, and too long to quote. So you’ll just have to click on it.

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You want technology?

I have more bandwidth than I ever knew.

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This is how it begins

I don’t normally read much in the Sunday Times but this is a first-class, heart-breaking piece of war reporting. It is the story of how some American marines learned to kill Iraqi women and children. What makes it so fine is that you can understand the tragedy of it, and understand how you — or your son — would do the same.

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The hard life

I’m haunted by an item in the Mail‘s “Ephraim Hardcastle” diary. It says that Jon Snow, the newsreader, is having his memoirs published by HarperColllinsInterCap, and this is embarrassing because of his views on Murdoch. However, HarperCollins offered him

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Author! Author!

I defy any of you to identify, without using a search engine, the person who said this:

“As for me, my mind has long been made up. Getting rid of one side or expelling the other, both are equally impossible propositions. For no other reasons than geographic ones, neither of the two peoples is able to set up a separate, viable state. After all, it?s only 15 kilometers (nine miles) from the West Bank to the sea. A mortar shell fired from anywhere in the Palestinian countryside can hit Tel Aviv. It?s out of the question that the biggest city in a country can find itself under this kind of threat on a permanent basis. The only smart solution would be to create a single state that would allow Israelis and Palestinians to live together in peace. I?ve even come up with a name for it?Isratine. We have a model for a state like that in the Middle East: Lebanon. This is a country that has managed to bring together different religions and peoples in a single entity.”

The speaker is someone you have heard of.

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more to come

OK, OK. I can’t get the cuttings blog working properly, and life’s too short to wrestle with CSS ona Saturday morning. So I will post a bunch of stuff from Conde Nast Traveller and Salon tomorrow.

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catching up

The story I just posted really was the last quarrel I ever had with Anita. We’re friends now, both still married to to other people and living a thousand miles apart; and she really liked the story I wrote about our married life.

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Growing up

The last quarrel I had with Anita we were sitting in pine needles by one of our favourite lakes. We were both safely married to other people by then, and chancing a reunion for all the tangled family: a picnic with brook trout in the woods. I couldn’t catch the trout and she had forgotten her matches a mile away. So we quarrelled in front of everyone about how to boil coffee on a camping stove. I said you should let the froth cover all the surface before whisking the kettle away to brood. She claimed that the coffee must never boil at all. Her new husband, a mathematician, closed the argument with perfect logic. “Me, I never let it near the fire” he said.

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