Who was this, if not George W Bush?

“I have taken the rudder into my own hannds; my course is set straight and I am guidingyou to glorious times. Those who wish to help me are heartily welcome; whoever opposes me I will smash. There is only one master here and I am her. I am responsible onlty to God and my own consciencer. You can always count on my fatherly benevolence, but revolutionary sentiments will be shattered against my unbending will.”
Actually, it is Diederich, the hero of Der Unterthan, one of Heinrich Mann’s satires on Wilhelmine Germany.

I had been discussing in a rambling and desultory way, leaning against The Whiskey Bar, what kind of Germany the present Washington regime reminds me of. It’s certainly not the Third Reich; not at all. But there is a gamy flavour of the Second Reich around. Pulling a nice quote out of The Proud Tower isn’t exactly doing real research to back my theory, but it is astonishing how well the tone of that speech, and much of its substance, fits the current rhetoric. Now all I need is to learn the German for “bring them on!”.

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Strange coupling

One of the nicest things in Saffron Walden is Lankester Antiques, a second hand bookshop housed in a building once used by Cromwell as his headquarters. Since the hardback fiction is arranged alphabetically by author, you can, if you tiptoe there, surprise Shirley Conran slouching lasciviously against a stiff-backed Joseph Conrad.

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Christian apologetics: an apology

I have been rereading Dorothy Sayers’ translation of Dante, which is astonishingly good in a style of virtuosity that could not now be more old-fashioned. Her efforts to reproduce the rhyme scheme of the original, as well as much of the language, lead her often into archaism, but it is educated archaism: she uses old words in ways that they used to be used, and expects her readers to know, or to learn, what she does. Dante’s moral universe has a beauty and a quality of ineluctability — the torments are all in some sense self-chosen, and truthful as well as just; she brings this out.

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Alf, the sacred river

From the Guardian‘s obituary of Ingrid Thulin, a wonderful actress for Ingmar Bergman:
Thulin was born in Solleftea, a small town and winter sports centre on the Alven river in central Sweden.
Let’s see what’s wrong with this. It’s Sollefteå not Solleftea; it’s in Northern, not central Sweden, while älven (not alven) is simply the Swedish for “the river”. Anyway, in Nothern Sweden, they tend not to use “älv” for “river”, but another word, the one letter å, so the river that runs through Sollefteå is the Sollefte å. But it’s true she was born there, wherever.
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Yet more spammers’ ingenuity.

Why are these bastards spamming my mobile? It seems to happen on Fridays and in the drunken hours of the evening: the phone rings, and hangs up as soon as you answer, leaving a tempting ‘ring me’ number on the display. In this instance it’s an 0800 number, which is how I found their web site. But some people were doing it from premium lines on New Year’s Eve, which must have made a fair bit of money from victims who could not at the time work out who they were taking to, nor subsequently remember what they had done.

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How to get banned from the USA for ever

I was just about to start a wormseye on the new American visa regulations. And, while tossing around column ideas, I discovered one that would really cause a stink: “What the world needs is an annual Holocaust Forgetfulness Day.” Actually, it’s only part of the world that needs that. There are still huge chunks of the Arab and Muslim world where holocaust denial is an active malignancy. But in the US and to some extent here, there is a rather different misunderstanding, where the Holocaust is taken as a uniquely significant genocide, the pattern of which all others are merely feeble reflections.

This is a largely religious idea — in Christian terms, the Holocaust has been assimilated into salvation history. In this version of history, the important thing about the Holocaust is that its victims were Jews, and it is the genocide of Jews that is the danger that a policy of “never again” is to avert. Without being even the tiniest bit in favour of any genocide of Jews, I still find this attitude worrying and wrong. I don’t see anything more shocking in the murder of a Jewish doctor and all his family than of a Russian one, an Armenian, or a Rwandan.

It seems to me that the centrally horrifying and instructive fact about the Holocaust is not who the victims were. It is the identity of the organisers. If the Germans could do it, anyone could. I really do admire German civilisation. The Germans Jews who said to themselves that this was the country of Goethe, Beethoven and all the rest, and so terrible things could not happen there really should have been right. Admittedly, the Germany in which HItler rose to power had been horrendously traumatised by war, pestilence, inflation, and occupation; of these things only the war and the occupation were really the Germans’ fault. (It is of course probable that the influenza and other diseases of 1918-19 would not have been nearly so lethal had they struck a well-fed, peaceful population). It took a very great deal of stress to break down the inhibitions that had kept civilisation in place. But they did break down. I always think that it was, so to say, luck that they broke down there and not elsewhere.

I suppose this question is a litmus test in the American culture wars. The idea that any government or any people might turn as wicked as the Nazis has been completely devalued by overuse since about 1960, so that it’s now worth as little as a 1920 Reichsmark. The last, deeply silly unpleasant and silly expression of this is the idea that the Israelis are now behaving towards the Palestinians as badly as the Germans (and Lithuanians, Poles, Ukrainians, etc) behaved towards them. What’s happening on the West Bank is not remotely comparable to the Holocaust; but that’s rather the point about genocide: nothing else could be nearly as terrible. That doesn’t make right, or even excusable, some things that are very much less terrible .

It seems to me that almost all contemporary American discussion of the holocaust takes two facts as centrally significant: that the victims were Jewish, and that the perpetrators were ‘European’, But the ethnicity of the victims has no moral significance; and ‘European’ is in that context just an expression of ignorant contempt. If the lessons of the holocaust are going to be so systematically misunderstood, we would be better employed in thinking about other genocides, when we must think about any at all. the whole idea that thinking about genocide is morally uplifting is itself rather questionable. I have sat through Shoah; I have walked down the railway tracks at Auschwitz-Birkenau and picked my way across the ruins of the crematoria. I don’t know that I’m a better person as a result, or even that I have a better grasp of the enormity of what happened than I might have gained by reading Primo Levi. I certainly wouldn’t wish the experience on my children. I had to stop reading Gilbert’s “Holocaust” two thirds of the way through. I simply could not go on for the nightmares. I don’t see that “remembering” any more would do me any good, nor undo anything that happened.

As a curious sidenote, I don’t think I have ever come across, in any history of the Gulag, anyone reflecting that the Russia was the country of Tolstoy, Pushkin, or Pasternak, and so incapable of barbarity, even when they were reciting Pushkin on the cattle trucks. But cultured Germans did believe that art ennobled a people, and I would like to believe it too.

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Spam is the price of freedom

I mean this in a very precise and technical sense. The other day I was complaining that there is no spam detection software that could distinguish random nonsense — quite a lot of the spam I now get has a plain text body that consists of utter gibberish. Presumably there’s a Javascript/HTML payload, but I never see those. It’s obvious to the human eye what this is, but not to the otherwise excellent spamassassin.

But suppose for a moment that someone came up with the kind of sophisticated text analysis necessary to catch categories like ‘gibberish’. Think what else it could do. Think of all the spiders crawling around the web, looking for stuff that could be classified more interestingly than by google. Anything that can reliably identify spam can probably reliably find the subversive thoughts in anything you’ve posted, anywhere, ever. Have a look at the latest US immigration forms, and ask yourself what the FBI could do with a web spider and a technology that could reliably identify all spam. But don’t write your answer on the web.

I had always thought it would be the rise of spam that might close down the public spaces of the internet. Now I see that the rise of anti-spamming technologies might help to drive us into private, encrypted hideaways.

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a failure of voice

My current profile is Dan Dennett, so I’m rereading his books, and once more filled with irritation at the idea of memes. I really don’t see how it adds anything except a specious impression of precision to what we already know. And then there is the active voice, which goes all the way back as far as The Selfish Gene: genes are called ‘replicators’. Now, I have done this myself, but I now think this may be the beginning of the whole confusion. The point about genes — and their ancestors — is that they are replicatees — they don’t copy themselves: they have qualities which cause their environments to copy them.

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Home again

Well, here we are again, back on Pair, after a two-year excursion to Cornerhost. I have spent all morning reviving a sick database, and making sure that everything works after being moved across the atlantic twice. Do let me know if it does not.

Changing hosts is never a wholly smooth operation; I’m just getting used to the little quirks of Pair again. But this was smoother than I had any right to expect. And, to celebrate, I have prettied up the changeling, and turned the front into one long page.

Coming soon, the long-threatened cuttings blog. I have managed to slurp up 1400 word and OOo documents into a database here. Figuring out which ones should be published,and then doing some minimal cleaning, will take some more time. But after that, everything should be automatic I think there are about 400 ready to go at the moment. I want to get the interesting ones in, too.

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Foreigners may think this funny

From the Telegraph’s obituary of a distinguished spook, who spent most of the war as a PoW, before joining MI5.
“Simkins endured no great hardship as a prisoner, regarding camp life as relatively easy after the privations of Marlborough .”
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