Stephen Byers has been caught with a woman not his not wife by the News of the World. Perhaps her name will be changed to Buffy: as Faith once said in a rather different context, she boinked the undead.

So we wonder, what’s it like?

Apparently he said “the most disgusting thing she had ever heard” in the throes of passion. I think I know what this might have been: “I’ve had an issue. It mustn’t turn into a personality.”

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