Technical writing

When I am on my own, less often otherwise, I eat kippers. This morning, I finally mastered the technique, from Jane Grigson, of eating them without any bones at all. Her instructions were illustrated with diagrams. I were setting a proper A level in English, I would demand that candidates describe the process clearly, concisely, and without pictures. You may not use more than one side of the paper. You may write for an hour. Successful candidates may read any subject at University, though there may be supplemental questions if you anctually want to study Eng Lit. (I have scribbled a wonderful answer to my own question, but the margin is not big enough to hold it)