Anyone artistic out there?

I need a logo for my cuttings blog. It is to be called (what else?) “Sleazy bits of Trash journalism”, and after wasting a great deal of time, I have ended up with about 500 lines of Python code which turns Word documents into MT entries. Golly, isn’t that a lot of work, Daddy! What a lot you could have been earning instead of doing that! You could even have got the Worm book web site into shape.
All that is true. But I had a todo list, and an obsession. Now only the todo list is left, and the program is chumbling away, one directory at a time, while I try to write more or less sensible stuff. At the very least, I need good clip art of an overflowing dustbin.