I get the Swedish domestic news every day from _Svenska Dagbladet._ The wire service reports are sometimes memorably short. Here is an example:
bq. An unusual prosecution has been brought in the district court in Borås. A former intern at the jail is accused of sexual harassment after handing out parcels containing pieces of wood shaped like male genitals, according to Radio Sjuhärad.
The parcels, which were handed to three female employees, also contained instructions on how the contents should be used and what to do if they didn’t fit. The alleged offences took place in 2003 and the man is no longer employed at the jail.