In a comment on Pharyngula, Mrs Tilton points to a vividly illustrated story in Portuguese. You don’t want to see the pictures. Trust me.
INstead I present the story they illustrated, suitably mangled through lycos’ translation service. The pronouns grow rather confused, but this is just an example of form following dysfunction.
Clinical case: Patient of 23 years, masculine sex, looks the service of urgency with extreme difficulty to urinar and bleed for uretra, with history of that she has 3 days suffers an attack for a fish from the Amazon region known by the CANDIR