Found poetry: lost short story

Two search requests, listed consecutively, from yesterday:

1: hearing protectors used in pubs
1: what is the difference between homosexuality and polygamy

“So there I was, in the pub with my hearing protectors on as usual, and I think I must have misheard your question, because I could have sworn you asked …”

One might argue that the mishearing hardly matters. In pub conversations that go on for long enough, the answer to all questions is “women”.

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