Two search requests, listed consecutively, from yesterday:
1: hearing protectors used in pubs
1: what is the difference between homosexuality and polygamy
“So there I was, in the pub with my hearing protectors on as usual, and I think I must have misheard your question, because I could have sworn you asked …”
One might argue that the mishearing hardly matters. In pub conversations that go on for long enough, the answer to all questions is “women”.