worms engender wit

They are the most marvellous creatures. They can even make top ten jokes funny. The reason I had been going to the Ward lab was that it has quicktime of worm sperm so repulsive I needed to footnote the URL in my book.


Also, I believe that Sam Ward was the inventor of the modified soldering iron for counting the worms he zapped which featured in the first ever issue of the Worm Breeders’ Gazette. So I need to talk to him.

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