a test of readership

I have got a perfectly horrible story up on the Guardian’s web site this morning. It’s not original, of course: I found a pointer on Rafe Coburn’s site, I think. But it’s news to the English; and I’ll be interested to see if other papers take it up, because that column goes out with the Wrap, which is now a subscription-only service. Will anyone read to the end? Will anyone notice it’s a great Daily Mail feature? Will I get off my perfect bottom and write it for the Mail while simultaneously finishing the Foster profile?