Q: Why does America need allies?
A: So there is at least one army which won’t spoil the war by firing back.
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Friendly fire accidents are the most dismaying events a soldier can experience.
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12275717,00.html
But if Andrew can make a joke about them, they’re almost worth it, eh?
Oh, sorry, he’s being all Swiftian, isn’t he?
Well, if you woke up, heard the news, and then thought of a joke like that, you might be able to resist posting it. I can’t.
Don’t believe you. I thought it worth repeating but the person I told it to already knew it.
Damn. There goes my high ground.
Well, it must have been spontaneous degeneration. I got it on Sunday morning, I think — the day that the ITN reporter was killed. I was listening to the radio, and I suddenly saw the division of labour: the Brits kill the journalists; the Americans kill the Brits, and the Iraqis …
That dates the joke pretty precisely, because the story about Terry Lloyd changed in the next couple of days until it’s now believed that the Americans killed him.