| "Multiculturalism" | "Islamophobia" | "Tony B.liar" | "Don't feed the trolls" | "This comment has been removed..." |
| "Mods should die" | Abusive first post by someone who has only read the headline | "Oxbridge" | "Zanu Liebour" | "Why are we talking about this drivel when the planet's dying?" |
| "Identity politics" | "I thought this was a quality newspaper" | "Meerkat" | "Pipelineistan" | Nostalgic reference to someone barred for infantile behaviour |
| "Why don't you go back to the Daily Mail site" | "A Bidisha moment" | "Tuscany" | "Ivory Tower" | "Did you get paid for that?" |
| "[woman contributor] is mad" | "NuLabour" | "Stalinist" | "You don't live in the real world" | "Comment is censored" |