{"id":970,"date":"2002-06-14T16:52:04","date_gmt":"2002-06-14T20:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=970"},"modified":"2002-06-14T16:52:04","modified_gmt":"2002-06-14T20:52:04","slug":"worms-engender-wit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=970","title":{"rendered":"worms engender wit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They are the most marvellous creatures. They can even make <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcb.arizona.edu\/wardlab\/topten.html\">top ten jokes<\/a> funny. The reason I had been going to the Ward lab was that it has quicktime of worm sperm so repulsive I needed to footnote the <span class=\"caps\">URL <\/span>in my book.<\/p>\n\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nAlso, I believe that Sam Ward was the inventor of the modified soldering iron for counting the worms he zapped which <a href=\"http:\/\/elegans.swmed.edu\/wli\/%5Bwbg1.1p4%5D\/\">featured <\/a>in the first ever issue of the Worm Breeders&#8217; Gazette. So I need to talk to him.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They are the most marvellous creatures. They can even make top ten jokes funny. The reason I had been going to the Ward lab was that it has quicktime of worm sperm so repulsive I needed to footnote the <span class=\"caps\">URL <\/span>&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=970\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=970\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}