{"id":788,"date":"2003-12-23T17:47:02","date_gmt":"2003-12-23T21:47:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=788"},"modified":"2003-12-23T17:47:02","modified_gmt":"2003-12-23T21:47:02","slug":"finnish-manhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=788","title":{"rendered":"Finnish manhood"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have just finished Mikael Niemi’s book Popular Music<\/em> and I’m breathing in exhausted wheezes, I’ve been laughing so hard. It is the story <\/a>of a young man’s growing up in the utmost extremity of Swedish lapland, in the town of Pajala, on the Torne river, which forms the border between Finland and Sweden. They are very far north, about 150 miles above the Arctic Circle. Strong drink and home-distilled pentecostalism are the only diversions. Men are hard and women are juicy. Do not read the set-piece contests of manliness if you are standing up, or in the hearing of strangers. You will fall over; people will look at you with pity and alarm.<\/p>\n\n

The epilogue catches perfectly the endless withdrawing melancholy of summer evenings in the high north, when pleasure goes on so long it turns into an inexpressible sadness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


\nThe hardback edition is called, in English, “Popular Music from Vittula”, which is odd, because “Vittula” is the Finnish for “cunt” (cf the Swedish “fitta”). So far as I know, this particular Finnish polysyllable never made it into any of Tolkein’s languages. But it does give it’s name to the author’s part of Pajala, “Vittulajänkä”, “cuntswamp”, not to be confused with the southerly suburb of “paskajänkä” or “shitsmire”.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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