{"id":641,"date":"2003-05-30T03:59:12","date_gmt":"2003-05-30T07:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=641"},"modified":"2003-05-30T03:59:12","modified_gmt":"2003-05-30T07:59:12","slug":"lost-for-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=641","title":{"rendered":"Lost for words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have just discovered one reason why work has slowed down so much. I have been using a beta version of Openoffice, out of pure inertia, really, and a love of fiddling, and it turns out that the fucking word count is completely fucking fucked.<\/p>\n\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"wchaha.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/helmintholog\/archives\/hafuckingha\/wchaha.jpg\" width=\"214\" height=\"223\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n\n<p>That&#8217;s what you get by writing a few paragraphs, selecting all, and counting the selected text as well as the whole doc. One of the ways in which it fails is that it doesn&#8217;t count any words at all in paragraphs that begin with double quotes. This is only really funny if you&#8217;re a journalist, and get paid for writing lots of paragraphs that begin with double quote marks. So I have written about 25% more words this week than I should have done; and most of them will now have to be stripped out. I shall laugh all the way to the recycle bin.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have just discovered one reason why work has slowed down so much. I have been using a beta version of Openoffice, out of pure inertia, really, and a love of fiddling, and it turns out that the fucking word &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=641\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=641\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}