{"id":627,"date":"2003-05-12T07:56:57","date_gmt":"2003-05-12T11:56:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=627"},"modified":"2003-05-12T07:56:57","modified_gmt":"2003-05-12T11:56:57","slug":"monday-morning-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=627","title":{"rendered":"Monday Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>News over the weekend: someone in Paignton has actually supplied six monkeys with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/uk_news\/story\/0,3604,952227,00.html\">typewriters<\/a>, to see how much and of which authors they&#8217;d produce. they got bored &#8212; the scientists that is &#8212; and stopped after six weeks, but not before the macaques had reached a state that takes professionals a lifetime. A spokesman explained: <span class=\"sane\">&#8220;The monkeys aren&#8217;t reducible to a random process. They get bored and they shit on the keyboard rather than type.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>News over the weekend: someone in Paignton has actually supplied six monkeys with typewriters, to see how much and of which authors they&#8217;d produce. they got bored &#8212; the scientists that is &#8212; and stopped after six weeks, but not &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=627\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=627\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}