{"id":526,"date":"2003-02-02T17:35:40","date_gmt":"2003-02-02T21:35:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=526"},"modified":"2003-02-02T17:35:40","modified_gmt":"2003-02-02T21:35:40","slug":"the-bastard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=526","title":{"rendered":"the bastard!"},"content":{"rendered":"My friend Angus just sent me an email explaining that he can&#8217;t come to the book party because his mother-in-law is ill. Fair enough. With the generosity of spirit that really distinguishes him, he adds:<br \/>\n<blockquote>On a brighter note: good to see the worm book both in the shops and getting reviewed. I hope it fulfils both your expectations and <span class=\"caps\">S&amp;S&#8217;<\/span>s.<\/blockquote>\nSo naturally, I rang up, and asked what reviews? where reviews? And he couldn&#8217;t remember. &#8220;It must have been the <em>Guardian<\/em>, or the <em>Telegraph<\/em>, because they&#8217;re the only papers that we get on Saturdays. I remember there was this picture of a beautiful blue worm.&#8221;<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s not in the <em>Guardian<\/em> And it&#8217;s not on the <em>Telegraph<\/em>s web site. And it&#8217;s not on anyone else&#8217;s web site.<br \/>\nUnlike every other author in the world, I do read my reviews, and I do care about them, and I want to know where this one is.<br \/>\nI hope this desire persists even after I&#8217;ve found it.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Angus just sent me an email explaining that he can&#8217;t come to the book party because his mother-in-law is ill. Fair enough. With the generosity of spirit that really distinguishes him, he adds: On a brighter note: good &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=526\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=526\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}