{"id":503,"date":"2003-01-06T08:31:28","date_gmt":"2003-01-06T12:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=503"},"modified":"2003-01-06T08:31:28","modified_gmt":"2003-01-06T12:31:28","slug":"get-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=503","title":{"rendered":"get online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t be a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/international\/story\/0,3604,868464,00.html\" title=\"Jon Henley, in Paris\">hamster<\/a>! This note is for all the francophone readers: you know, when you were being taught in school, that none of this stuff seemed as if it would be any use? Well, here&#8217;s the proof of that intuition, from the <em>Guardian<\/em>&#8216;s Paris correspondent.<\/p>\n\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nApropos nothing, as the Church Mice said, any dedication now puts me in mind of one from a Commander Cody <a href=\"http:\/\/www.emusic.com\/cd\/10596\/10596456.html\" title=\"lost in the ozone again\">record<\/a> I used to own and found again on eMusic: &#8220;Are there any truck drivers out there tonight?&#8221;<br \/>\n[Whoops, applause, shouts of &#8216;Hell, yeah!&#8217;]<br \/>\n[Pause. the Commander rallies his strength, and shouts out louder &#8230;]<br \/>\n&#8220;Are there any <strong>drunken<\/strong> truck drivers out there tonight!&#8221;<br \/>\n[prolonged delirious applause].<br \/>\nThe album, originally titled &#8220;We&#8217;ve got a live one here&#8221;, was recorded in Oxford, Oxfordshire. The audience must have been very glad to know that all the drunken American lorry drivers were safely away from their vehicles.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t be a hamster! This note is for all the francophone readers: you know, when you were being taught in school, that none of this stuff seemed as if it would be any use? Well, here&#8217;s the proof of that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=503\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=503\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}