{"id":444,"date":"2002-10-23T11:32:50","date_gmt":"2002-10-23T15:32:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=444"},"modified":"2002-10-23T11:32:50","modified_gmt":"2002-10-23T15:32:50","slug":"take-out-your-gold-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=444","title":{"rendered":"Take out your gold teeth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea when<a href=\"http:\/\/query.nytimes.com\/search\/article-page.html?res=9503E4D61E31F933A15751C0A9669C8B63\" title=\"I'm the daughter of the woman whose teeth you just bought on eBay\"> this<\/a> first apppeared. It has to be the funniest story ever written round a Steely Dan lyric.<\/p>\n\n<p>This week it turned out that the man who bought the gold teeth is selling &#8220;Virginia for snipers&#8221; T&nbsp;shirts, too.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea when this first apppeared. It has to be the funniest story ever written round a Steely Dan lyric. This week it turned out that the man who bought the gold teeth is selling &#8220;Virginia for snipers&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=444\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=444\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}