{"id":398,"date":"2008-04-11T07:46:13","date_gmt":"2008-04-11T11:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=398"},"modified":"2008-04-11T07:46:13","modified_gmt":"2008-04-11T11:46:13","slug":"at-the-indie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=398","title":{"rendered":"At the Indie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/media\/2008\/apr\/10\/theindependent.independentnewsmedia\">fucking editors come and go<\/a>, talking about that c&#8212; Michaelangelo. Roger Alton, the new editor, has the distinction of being even more foul mouthed than Simon Kelner, th old one, was as a deputy sports editor, when he had the largest collection of homophobic epithets I have ever heard from anyone &#8212; not just &#8220;sausage jockey&#8221; &#8212; but &#8220;the Lester Piggott of the chipolata circuit&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n<p>Some people are worrying about how such a ferocious, balls-out supporter of the war in Iraq as Alton could take over Britain&#8217;s most anti-war paper; I may be wrong, but I don&#8217;t think he will change the paper&#8217;s line, because what gets him up is aggression, not politics. Being aggressively anti-war will be just as much fuin as being pro, and allow for just as many displays of testosterone.<\/p>\n\n<p>More to the point, Kelner&#8217;s move upstairs is to a position where <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ft.com\/cms\/s\/0\/e190b546-0689-11dd-802c-0000779fd2ac,dwp_uuid=fe95602e-e821-11db-b2c3-000b5df10621.html\">his job is to make the editorial and commercial sides <\/a>of the paper work more closely together so that Tony <span class=\"caps\">O&#8217;R<\/span>eilly is under less pressure to shut it down. The <em>Independent<\/em> was founded on the belief that only profitable papers were safe to do their journalistic work; I think this has been amply proven over the last fifteen years of loss-making there. Obviously we can expect more advertorial under the Kelner\/Alton regime. Whether it will save the paper in an advertising slump I don&#8217;t know. The circulation figures quoted by Roy Greenslade look horrible:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote><p>For the record, the Indy&#8217;s circulation in February stood at just 252,435. But 41,492 of those were bulk sales and an eyebrow-raising 52,292 were &#8220;sold&#8221; in foreign parts. In Britain, the Indy sold just 153,635 at full rate.<br \/>\nKelner must also get to grips with the <em>Independent on Sunday,<\/em> where a new editor, John Mullin, has been trying to make sense of the single-section paper since his appointment in January. Its headline sale in February stood at 228,012, but once the bulks and foreigns are removed, the full-rate British sale was a mere 118,126.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n<p>The other question, I suppose, is whether he will hire Nick Cohen.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fucking editors come and go, talking about that c&#8212; Michaelangelo. Roger Alton, the new editor, has the distinction of being even more foul mouthed than Simon Kelner, th old one, was as a deputy sports editor, when he had &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=398\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=398\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}