{"id":387,"date":"2008-03-30T19:13:48","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T23:13:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=387"},"modified":"2008-03-30T19:13:48","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T23:13:48","slug":"nowadays-youd-get-sued-as-well-as-kicked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=387","title":{"rendered":"Nowadays you’d get sued as well as kicked"},"content":{"rendered":"

I happened to be talking to an anthropologist this morning, and the conversation turned to a celebrated academic. “I knew him when I was at New College”, she said. “I was in a lift with him once. There were just the two of us. I was wearing a miniskirt and he put his hand up it.”
\n“!!??!!” I said: “Did he know you?”
\n“No. Not at all. We hadn’t spoken or anything. He was well known for it. I kicked him, hard, on the shin … I have never ever read any of his books, because of that.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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