{"id":376,"date":"2008-02-28T09:19:54","date_gmt":"2008-02-28T13:19:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=376"},"modified":"2008-02-28T09:19:54","modified_gmt":"2008-02-28T13:19:54","slug":"raymond-chandler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=376","title":{"rendered":"Raymond Chandler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So hard to do right; so easy to do like this:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote><p>For an instant, I saw the golden ring on his drumming fingers. A five-pointed star was engraved on the ring that Dr Albert Fowler was no longer wearing when I found his body locked in the upstairs bedroom. Here was the missing piece in the puzzle.<br \/>\nThe revelation hit me like an ice-water enema.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n<p>And now I suppose I will spend months looking for an opportunity to use this analogy in conversation. Better yet, in an interview. <span class=\"sane\">&#8220;What would you say, professor, to the results of <em>this<\/em> experiment? Would you not say they hit your theory like an ice-water enema?&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\nOr in Parliament: <span class=\"sane\">&#8220;Would my right honourable friend agree that the results of the latest polls must have hit his party like an ice-water enema?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n\n<p>The quote comes form an otherwise amusing bit of hokum called <em>Falling Angel<\/em> by the American thriller writer William Hjortsberg, whose name raises an interesting question. How do Americans pronounce it? I know perfectly well how to pronounce it in Swedish, where the name means &#8220;Stag mountain&#8221; but I wouldn&#8217;t have clue how to say it in English. <span class=\"sane\">Jortsburg<\/span>?<\/p>\n\n<p>The best modern Chandler pastiche I know is still Loren D Estelman&#8217;s <em>Whiskey River,<\/em> about Detroit in the prohibition. There are frozen lakes there, and assholes, but no frozen assholes.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So hard to do right; so easy to do like this: For an instant, I saw the golden ring on his drumming fingers. A five-pointed star was engraved on the ring that Dr Albert Fowler was no longer wearing when &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=376\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=376\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}