{"id":1539,"date":"2005-05-14T11:34:30","date_gmt":"2005-05-14T15:34:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1539"},"modified":"2005-05-14T11:34:30","modified_gmt":"2005-05-14T15:34:30","slug":"worse-than-biggles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1539","title":{"rendered":"worse than Biggles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who cares about Christianity and literature should be following Fred Clark&#8217;s weekly deconstruction of the <em>Left Behind<\/em> novels, and <a href=\"http:\/\/slacktivist.typepad.com\/slacktivist\/2005\/05\/lb_accidental_h.html\">this week&#8217;s entry<\/a> is a classic.<\/p>\n\n<blockquote><p> <em>Left Behind<\/em> is filled with moments of accidental honesty in which <span class=\"caps\">L&amp;J <\/span>admit that the Christians aren&#8217;t just &#8220;raptured,&#8221; they&#8217;re dead. We find two such passages in this section, first in Buck&#8217;s phone conversation with Hattie Durham<\/p>\n\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n\n<p>Buck tells Hattie he has &#8220;good news&#8221; for her:<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, thank God! Tell me.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Someone from my office tells me they reached your mother and that she and your<br \/>\nsisters are fine.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n<p>By &#8220;fine&#8221; what Buck means is that Hattie&#8217;s family are not among the disappeared\/dead. They both regard this as good, even joyful, news, which for Hattie it certainly is.<\/p>\n\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n\n<p>After the obligatory discussion of the state of the phone lines Hattie asks Buck about his family. This gives her a chance to fill in the Greatest Investigative Reporter of All Time about the fact that all of the prepubescent children in the world having gone missing, a detail which, again, the <span class=\"caps\">GIRAT <\/span>hadn&#8217;t yet noticed himself, having spent most of his time since the event meditating in a men&#8217;s room stall:<\/p><\/blockquote>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who cares about Christianity and literature should be following Fred Clark&#8217;s weekly deconstruction of the Left Behind novels, and this week&#8217;s entry is a classic. Left Behind is filled with moments of accidental honesty in which <span class=\"caps\">L&amp;J <\/span>admit that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1539\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1539\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}