{"id":1445,"date":"2005-02-03T17:31:41","date_gmt":"2005-02-03T21:31:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1445"},"modified":"2005-02-03T17:31:41","modified_gmt":"2005-02-03T21:31:41","slug":"more-sherry-vicar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1445","title":{"rendered":"More sherry, Vicar?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"sane\">&#8220;I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school&#8221;<\/span> said the investigating detective. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chron.com\/cs\/CDA\/ssistory.mpl\/metropolitan\/3021400\">This is a completely pointless<\/a> but strangely charming story of a woman who decided to help her alcoholic husband out after he became unable to drink.<\/p>\n\n<p>So she gave him an enema with two bottles of sherry and later that night noticed that he was dead. She has been charged with murder &#8212; &#8220;We&#8217;re not talking about little bottles here: these were at least 1.5 liter bottles,&#8221; said Detective Robert Turner of the Lake Jackson police. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2005\/02\/02\/death_by_alcoholic_e.html\">via<\/a>)<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school&#8221; said the investigating detective. This is a completely pointless but strangely charming story of a woman who decided to help her alcoholic husband out after he became unable to drink. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1445\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1445\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}