{"id":1378,"date":"2004-11-04T09:23:29","date_gmt":"2004-11-04T13:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1378"},"modified":"2004-11-04T09:23:29","modified_gmt":"2004-11-04T13:23:29","slug":"truth-in-advertising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1378","title":{"rendered":"Truth in Advertising"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reaching for a squeegee flask of Original Source Tea Tree and Mint shower gel, I see it promises me &#8220;the most motivating shower experience you have ever had.&#8221; Where were these guys at school? The most motivating shower experience I have ever had was after afternoons on the rugger field, at prep school. There was a white tiled room with twelve showerheads round three walls. The first six varied from tepid to scalding. The last six were invariably freezing cold. A master watched to ensure that we ran through all of them. These motivated me so much I stuck to baths for the next thirty years.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reaching for a squeegee flask of Original Source Tea Tree and Mint shower gel, I see it promises me &#8220;the most motivating shower experience you have ever had.&#8221; Where were these guys at school? The most motivating shower experience I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1378\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1378\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}