One mysterious detail in a recent local court case. A Londoner was caught at the security in Stansted airport with a cosh, a knife, and teargas spray. The cosh and the teargas, he said, were left over from his evening job as a bouncer, and he had just forgotten to unpack them before travelling. The knife, however, was something he needed in his day job as a cheese dispatcher. Cheese dispatcher? The phrase appeared in both the local newspaper reports. Does anyone know what a cheese dispatcher does?<\/p>\n\n
[ A big cheese dispatcher would be a high-end assassin, obviously ]<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One mysterious detail in a recent local court case. A Londoner was caught at the security in Stansted airport with a cosh, a knife, and teargas spray. The cosh and the teargas, he said, were left over from his evening … Continue reading