{"id":1197,"date":"2004-05-18T08:30:59","date_gmt":"2004-05-18T12:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1197"},"modified":"2004-05-18T08:30:59","modified_gmt":"2004-05-18T12:30:59","slug":"found-poetry-lost-short-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1197","title":{"rendered":"Found poetry: lost short story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two search requests, listed consecutively, from yesterday:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote><p>  1: hearing protectors used in pubs<br \/>\n1: what is the difference between homosexuality and polygamy<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n<p>&#8220;So there I was, in the pub with my hearing protectors on as usual, and I think I must have misheard your question, because I could have sworn you asked &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n<p>One might argue that the mishearing hardly matters. In pub conversations that go on for long enough, the answer to all questions is &#8220;women&#8221;.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two search requests, listed consecutively, from yesterday: 1: hearing protectors used in pubs 1: what is the difference between homosexuality and polygamy &#8220;So there I was, in the pub with my hearing protectors on as usual, and I think I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1197\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1197\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}