{"id":1099,"date":"2007-02-04T06:26:13","date_gmt":"2007-02-04T10:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1099"},"modified":"2007-02-04T06:26:13","modified_gmt":"2007-02-04T10:26:13","slug":"shorter-nick-cohen-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1099","title":{"rendered":"Shorter Nick Cohen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"loony\">We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to feminism.<sup class=\"footnote\"><a href=\"#fn1\">1<\/a><\/sup><\/span><\/p>\n\n<p>Not being as ambitious as Nick, I&#8217;d settle for being able to convert <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/commentisfree\/story\/0,,2005691,00.html\">the more backward parts of Birmingham,<\/a> which has the advantage that we don&#8217;t need to invade anywhere first or kill anyone. It&#8217;s still not going to be easy; it may not even be possible.<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"footnote\" id=\"fn1\"><sup>1<\/sup> cf, obviously <a href=\"http:\/\/archive.salon.com\/politics\/red\/2001\/10\/02\/blue\/\">Ann Coulter<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to feminism.1 Not being as ambitious as Nick, I&#8217;d settle for being able to convert the more backward parts of Birmingham, which has the advantage that we don&#8217;t need &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1099\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/?p=1099\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thewormbook.com\/hlog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}