God damn!
Sunday September 19, 2004; part of: War

Who knew Mark Steyn could be so funny? Here we were thinking he was just a clever, shameless jeering blowhard, and all along he could make us laugh out loud.

Do you remember that moment of Fallujah-like depravity in Ulster a few years ago? Two soldiers were yanked from a cab in the wrong part of town and torn apart by a Republican mob. A terrible, shaming episode in the wretched annals of Northern Irish nationalists. But in the rest of the United Kingdom - in Bristol, in Coventry, Newcastle, Aberdeen - life went on, very pleasantly.

That's the way it is in Iraq. In two-thirds of the country, municipal government has been rebuilt, business is good, restaurants are open, life is as jolly as it has been in living memory. This summer the Shia province of Dhi Qar, south-east of Baghdad, held the first free elections in its history, electing secular independents and non-religious parties to its town councils.

Could Swift himself improve on this?

Posted by andrewb at September 19, 2004 10:25 AM
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